"Cream short sleeve blouse
Pull over the head."
Don't you just love the detailed (AND printed) instructions given to fashion show 'dressers?' (aka interns cohersed into menial roles by their bossmen and bosswomen)
PART TWO of TRAINTALK...
"It don't cost you NOTHIN' to say 'excuse me!' Have some fuckin' etiquette DON'T PUSH ME"
-Large black man to unseen fellow passenger who supposedly rushed a little too eagerly onto the train, thus compelling LBM to compromise all possible auditory enjoyment in a certain subway car for two stops this morning
"You're not helping the situation by driving like a DICK in the bike lane! You're a VEHICLE!"
-Irate bicycler to a vespa-er who didn't seem to understand English very well (that or he simply couldn't manage to get a word in edgewise with the woman)
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